Russell spent some time at the ESPN offices and during the duration of his visit he was dishing out crazy assists, but none of them led to buckets.

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Instead, he helped let a lady with full hands into the building; he freed a bag of Doritos from a terrible vending machine; and he fixed a printer. Is there anything this guy can’t do?

But seriously, D’Angelo, are you available to come to the Sporting News offices and knock things out of the vending machine for us?